Personality scanner · digital download
Your full readout, as a PDF.
A clean, printable report of your scan on mydarkpage.com: the personal readout written from your answers, the trait chart, every answer, what it means, three ready-to-say scripts and the reading. Keep it, or hand it to a therapist.
Unlock the full report $7What’s in the report
Everything the scan knows, on paper.
The paragraph written from your own answers: which traits run hot, which barely register, and the contrast that matters most.
Each trait scored against its own scale and labelled low, mid or high, so a therapist or a friend can read it at a glance.
Question by question, with the answer you gave and the trait it feeds. The part people wish they had written down.
How to raise it, how to set the line, what to say when they push back. Written to be said out loud, in your own words.
The plain-language meaning of your archetype and three things you can actually do this week.
The one book we recommend for that readout, plus the disclaimer a report like this should carry.
How it works
Buy once. Unlock every scan.
Checkout takes a minute. Your receipt from Gumroad includes a license key.
Partner, ex, boss, coworker, attachment style, dark triad. Ten scans, in English, Spanish and Portuguese.
On the result page, open “Unlock the full report” and paste the key. It stays unlocked in that browser.
The report is built from your answers on the spot and saved through your browser’s print dialog. Nothing is stored on our side.
Works with all forty archetypes
Whoever you scanned as.
The Green Flag, the Radar, the Mirror Monarch, the Storm, the Fog and the other thirty-five each get a report shaped around their own traits and scripts.
Questions
Before you buy.
Do I need an account?
No. The license key from your Gumroad receipt is the whole unlock. Paste it once on mydarkpage.com and every scan in that browser can download its report.
Is anything about me stored?
No. Scans are scored in your browser, and the report is generated there too. The site only checks that your key is valid.
Can I use it on my phone?
Yes. On iPhone and Android the print dialog offers “Save as PDF”, and the report is laid out for a phone screen as well as paper.
Does it cover the Spanish and Portuguese scans?
Yes. The report follows the language of the scan you ran.
Is this a diagnosis?
No. It is a summary of your own answers using plain-language versions of published personality research. If you ever feel unsafe, contact a domestic-abuse hotline in your country.
Ready when you are
My Dark Page · Full Readout Report (PDF)
Seven dollars, once. Every scan, every archetype, three languages, no account.
Unlock the full report $7Secure checkout by Gumroad. Refund within 7 days if the report didn’t unlock or wasn’t what you expected.